Choose bad smack, put Omo in your coke,
Snort it up the hoota, gulp it down the throat;
Choose bad smack, don't choose life:
Leaves you high, and your clothes whiter than white.

I love the adrenaline rush speed and danger draw
Like blowin' into my milkshake 'stead of suckin' up the straw.
One day I'm gonna go right over the top
And keep on blowin' after my mum tells me to stop.

Choose bad smack, put Omo in your coke,
Cold power in your hoota, Drive in your dope;
Choose bad smack, don't choose life:
Leaves you high, and your clothes whiter than white.

The ball's in the net, the run's on the board;
Be like your sporting heroes, make sure you've scored.