Walked to the Seven-Eleven
Thought I'd do some window shopping there
No intention of buying anything
I looked at an expensive item

I picked it up carefully
Making sure to hold onto the glass part
Then the bottom just fell out
And the whole thing went crash

(with stereo echo)
"You break it, you buy it"
"We prosecute them all"
"Shoplifting is a crime"
"Two-way mirrors on the wall"

I slipped by the Seven-Eleven
My hat over my eyes
As not to be noticed
Or even recognized

You break it, you buy it
You break it, you buy it.