Climb up the snakes go down the ladders
In this game you play
If you win a hand of poker
It's you who's going to pay
If you score the winning goal
It's you who's going to lose
If you offer beggars money
They will all refuse
The good the just the righteous
You shall go to Hell
The more you try to wash yourself
The more you're going to smell
The evil are in Heaven
Playing harps all day
Queer-bashers have handbags
And have all turned gay
Vampires their blood donate
Whores all give love
If you put a leech upon your skin
It will give you blood