Covid-19, what a fucker, it's obscene
Stuck in fucking isolation
Daffodils for consolation

Covid-19, when I'm feeling extra mean
Think that I might get it on
Kill the wastes of oxygen

Covid-19, well I'm trying to stay clean
Don't want to end up dead
Pushing daisies next to Fred

Covid-19, heard it killed a beauty queen
As her last breath she did gasp
She said, this is daft