Well I was walking down the road,
What do I see?
A little dead sweetheart,
Looking at me,
She walks up to me,
But she don't sell cookies,
She opens up her mouth,
And sinks her teeth right into me.

Cause I was kissed by a teenage ghoulscout,
And now I'm undead and a monster sweetheart,
I'll keep fucking her until I'm a retard,
Cause I fell in love with a a teenage ghoulscout.

Oi oi oi oi!

I love her and,
She loves me,
She's my dead camper,
Beauty queen,
We salute you,
Little miss corpse,
My badge collector,
From the local morgue.

Cause I was kissed by a teenage ghoulscout,
And now I'm undead and a monster sweetheart,
I'll keep fucking her until I'm a retard,
Cause I fell in love with a teenage ghoulscout!
Cause I fell in love with a teenage ghoulscout!
Cause I was kissed by a teenage ghoulscout,
Cause I was kissed by a teenage ghoulscout!