I go down to the graveyard late at night,
Try and find me a brand new wife,
The dead don't say no and they're never mean,
But don't forget your tub of Vaseline.

There's only one downside,
They never scream,
But I still like being a necrophiliac drag queen.

Necrophiliac drag queen, drag queen baby!

Well I take her home, put her in bed,
It doesn't really matter if she's got no head,
I don't want the living the dead's all i got,
I'll fuck them til the sun comes up or at least until rot.

Just bring your KY jelly,
And your lubrication cream,
You gonna need it if you wanna be,
A necrophiliac drag queen.

Necrophiliac drag queen, drag queen baby!

Fuck the dead,
Fuck her dead,
Fuck the dead,
Fuck the fucking dead!
Necrophiliac drag queen,
Necrophiliac drag queen,
Necrophiliac drag queen,
Necrophiliac drag queen, drag queen baby!
Oh Yeah!