Fiorucci nightmare, asshole's dream
Spend all your money on the fashion machine
Spots and stripes and spandex pants
Pay a hundred dollars to learn how to dance

Spend fifty dollars on a sweater
Think it's gonna make you look better
See how tight your pants will fit
What you gonna do when they start to split

Learn your fashion from a magazine
Do you rally think you're in our dreams
Down in Georgetown in a fashion race
For the guys to see how high you rate