I kind of adore you, but i kinda don't.
You're kind of annoying and i don't like your jokes.
But you're a real good kisser, you got a great big hug,
But you're a real bad listener, and you can't fix my car.

You're not good, you're not bad,
You're not the best i ever had.
You're not mean, you're not rude,
And no, there's nothing wrong with you.
Hey, we could keep on doing this a while.
But i just know that you're just not my guy.

I like the way you hug me, and i like your smile.
But i hate your parents and the way you sleep at night.
You got a real good six-pack, and you always dry my tears,
But i wish you'd call back, and i wish you'd drink more beer.

You're not good, you're not bad,
You're not the best i ever had.
You're not mean, you're not rude,
And no, there's nothing wrong with you.
Hey, we could keep on doing this a while.
But i just know that you're just not my guy.

Some girl is gonna love your awful thoughts,
She's gonna laugh at all your stupid jokes.

You're not good, you're not bad,
You're not the best i ever had.
You're not mean, you're not rude,
And no, there's nothing wrong with you.
Hey, we could keep on doing this a while.
But i just know, and i think you know,
Yeah we both know that you're just not my guy.
Not my guy.