Well, there's a woman living on the corner
She walks around with no clothes on
And her boyfriend is a spurs supporter
He's always crying when it goes wrong

Every door is something more to talk about
Every problem finds a way to get around

Down our street, something's always happening (do do doo)
Down our street, everybody's going crazy (do do doo)
Down our street, the lights are always flashing (do do doo)
Down our street, everybody's going crazy

Well, there's a man we never see till sundown
He's always coming back at sunrise
There's a couple who refuse to come out
Even in the heat of summer time

Every door is something to talk about
Every problem finds a way to get around

Down our street, something's always happening (do do doo)
Down our street, everybody's going crazy (do do doo)
Down our street, the lights are always flashing (do do doo)
Down our street, everybody's going crazy

I wanna leave this town
You gotta help me out
I can't forget the madness, I can't escape the madness

You gotta help me out
I wanna leave this town
I can't forget the madness, I can't escape the madness.

People who complain about the strangest things
Hide behind the sofa when the door bell rings
1, 2 - 1, 2, 3, 4!

Down our street, something's always happening (do do doo)
Down our street, everybody's going crazy (do do doo)
Down our street, the lights are always flashing (do do doo)
Down our street, everybody's going crazy

The family who always get me a racket
I can never get a line-in
In December, out without a jacket
The kids who walks around are frightening