It rained
the day that I walked
home today
I went to town
I opened a bank account
You know I'm sorry oh so very sorry I'm sorry I'm broke
and I owe you money

And it's no beauty
That will go completely unnoticed

It rained
The day Marcel Marceau
spoke on tv
it was supposed to be a joke
but when the silence broke
nobody thought that it was funny

And it's no beauty
That will go completely unnoticed

I remember Dick Van Dyke
was tripping over furniture
sitting in plain view
what's he gonna do
I don't know
Every night what a crazy dude.

Whatever happens
I know that you and I
will have grand ol' time

Whatever happens
I know that you and I
will have grand ol' time