Punctured bicycle
On a hillside desolate
Will nature make a man of me yet?
When in this charming car
This charming man

Why pamper life's complexity
When the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?
I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said: It's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care

Ah! A jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said: Return the ring
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things

I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said: It's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na, this charming man
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na, this charming man

Ah! A jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said: Return the ring
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things