Oh no, please no, don't do it, let me go
Mister Probation Officer
Oh no, no please, no no, I can explain
Mister Probation Officer

I was alone in my room I give you my word
I was minding my own business
They must have planted it here while I took a leak
I don't even know what it is
Never saw that bag in my life, you see
I try hard to stay out of trouble
Must have been some other guy robbing the bank
Must have been been been 'my body double

Oh no, please no...

I was easing down the road in my leisure suit
when I met two girls in a big car
We drove around for a while, just fooling around
Feeling like a rock'n'roll star
Then we suddenly stopped and the babes ran away
You must have scared them off when...
You turned up with your false accusations
I didn't know know know that the car was stolen

Oh no, please no...