Gonna Spin a little tail
'Bout the prince of all whales
On a bed of wet nails with a bucket set to bail

So we're shooting the breeze
It's a hella high seas
Got the captain on his knees begging me please

That's Another Story
That's Another Story
'Fore my thoughts get away
What I really meant to say...

Gonna spin a little yarn
'Bout a summer on the farm
On her belly in the barn shucks gosh darn

Haystack Calhoun
Gonna come around soon
Send you to the moon with a bing bang boom

That's Another Story
That's Another Story
'Fore my thoughts get away
What I really meant to say...

So I'm here to spread the news
From the pulpit to the pews
Better spit shine your shoes pay your yabba dabba dues