Out with my friend every Saturday night
Catsuits and we look alright
But I have to wonder
Where's the boy for me ?
Want boy right now, oh gimme gimme
A boy for me

Watch all the boys in the cages gyrate
Try to dance, but I feel a fake
I have to sit and wonder
Where's the boy for me ?

Want boy who does the loco
Boy who will care
Want boy who's very handsome
Hope he has blond hair

Babs got a boy, so how can it be
All the uggs always go for me ?
It really makes me wonder
Where's the boy for me ?