I wanna be your Christmas tree
Light me up till I glow
I wanna be your Christmas tree
Cover me in snow, ho-ho-ho

I wanna be your cup of cocoa
Fill me up with your marshmallow
I wanna be your candy cane
Your sweet popcorn cranberry chain

As long as I can be, ooh

I wanna be your Christmas tree
Light me up till I glow
I wanna be your Christmas tree
Cover me in snow, ho-ho-ho

Stuff that turkey with your Pepperidge Farm
Cover it in gravy and all your charm
I wanna be your pumpkin pie
Your sweet Sara Lee, that Duncan Hines
As long as I can be, oh

I wanna be your Christmas tree
Light me up till I glow
I wanna be your Christmas tree
Cover me in snow, ho-ho-ho

As long as I can be, oh

I wanna be your Christmas tree
Light me up till I glow
I wanna be your Christmas tree
Cover me in snow

I wanna be your Christmas tree
Light me up till I glow
I wanna be your Christmas tree
Cover me in snow, ho-ho-ho

I wanna be your misters, claus
Leave you my cookies and warm eggnog
I can be naughty and oh, so nice
And you can be my Santa Claus tonight

I wanna be your Cindy Lou Who
Be my Grinch, be my doctor seuss
I wanna be your ice-cream sundae
Hot fudge, whipped cream, nuts, and honey

I wanna be your fireplace
Your super-sweet, sizzling, red-hot flame
I wanna be your mashed potatoes
Carrots and peas, put me on the table

Meet me under that mistletoe
Make your legs weak, make you feel like Jell-O
I wanna be your Christmas present
Unwrap me, baby, get me pregnant