Well dog's will eat things that people don't
And cat's will go places that people won't
We've got trees that touch the sky with just a little bit of water
Dog's aren't afraid to run in front of cars!

When I was younger I thought everyone could smile
People seem unhappy now, just like the face of a tall, tall buildings
When another man said to his brother now, he called him mother-fucker
I'm so tired, I'm so tired

Well I carry a dog whistle, that's my sound
And I'm carrying a dog whistle in a "worderful" world
You might think I'm wasting time, but its not yours to listen
Didn't make no mention, I got no intention
I'm so tired of trying to figure this bullshit out

Well I've got no friends and I've got no date
Cause I don't got no job, so I don't got no pay
What's to do now, now that there's nothin
You're in Anaheim, where there's a profit
When I'm pukin' and when I'm fakin' lessons
No one's a-comin', but I don't believe it
But I'm trying so hard to be like them, but oh shit

Well I carry a dog whistle, that's my sound
And I'm carrying a dog whistle in a "worderful" world
You might think I'm wasting time, but it's not yours to listen
Didn't make no mention, I got no intention
I'm so tired of trying to figure this bullshit out
I'm so tired, I'm so tired, tired of trying to figure this bullshit out