Never played one lousy show
I’m just your regular John X Doe
They’ve never asked me about Afghanistan
I’ve got a master plan written on the back of my hand

Everybody is famous but me
I’ve never been on TV
Everybody is famous but me
I might as well live up in a tree

So tell me what now does it take
To get my face between the breaks?
Should I kill the president of the US of A?
Cuz I want my 15 minutes of fame

Everybody is famous but me
I’ve never been on TV
Everybody is famous but me
I might as well live up in a tree

I have no special skills
No mansion up in Beverly Hills
I just want my 15 minutes of fame
So everybody will remember
So everybody will remember my name

Everybody is famous but me
I’ve never been on TV
Everybody is famous but me
Everybody is famous but me
I’ve never been on TV
Everybody is famous but me
I might as well live up in a tree