There's a squatter in my flat
My records are all scratched
The cat box is overflowing, I don't even have a cat
McDonald's wrappers in the trash
There's a squatter in my flat
They were probably hoping I was never coming back
They ate my bag of mushrooms and they spent all of my cash
Footprints on the sopha and semen in the sink
Whatever's in the garbage can is really beginning to stink
I really should have never left that key under the mat
I just got home from touring, theres a squatter in my flat