I watch you from afar
I watch you in my car
I grip on my wheel
I know how you'd feel

I want to be a private dick
And sail the seven seas
I want to be a private dick
Although it makes no difference to me

I shift in my seat
When you stop in the street
I see your little hands
I like the way you stand

I want to be a private dick
And sail the seven seas
I want to be a private dick
Although it makes no difference to me

I watch you in the night
You put out the light
I'm walking in your dreams
I'm in every scene

I want to be a private dick
And sail the seven seas
I want to be a private dick
Although it makes no difference to me