Who's the man who's tall and slender
(Mr Bizarro)
Who's the man who changed his gender
(Mr Bizarro)

Oh, Mr Bizarro
Oh, Mr Bizarro

Who's the man who's so perverted
(Mr Bizarro)
Who's the man who got converted
(Mr Bizarro)

Oh, Mr Bizarro
Oh, Mr Bizarro

Who's the man who's so mind-bending
(Mr Bizarro)
Who's the man who's patent pending
(Mr Bizarro)

Oh, Mr Bizarro
Oh, Mr Bizarro