Sterile seraphs in green satin
Swiss liqueurs and cherry brandy
Misty mystics whisper Latin
Mark, meet Jane, meet Sam, meet Sandy

But your Gemini is weary
Your Aquarius not cheery
And my fascinating theory
Is, well...

Before-picture girls in denim
Advocaat and avocado
Commie cupids quoting Lenin
Sue, meet Jack, meet John, meet Rado

But your Scorpio is waning
Your Cancer not entertaining
And although I'm not complaining
But...

Anonymous in anorak
Cosi-cosa, Pepsi Cola
Heironymous and Kerouac
Alexander, met E Zola

But your Virgo is inactive
Your Capricorn not attractive
And my impulses didactic
Say: ho-hum