I fascinate, infatuate
Emphatically
You're dreary, you're base, deary
Your face is weary for me

I'm heaven sent, so eloquent
And curiously
I entertain your tiny brain
So spuriously

The Monochrome Set, Monochrome Set, Monochrome Set

I'm charming, dear, disarming dear
You're funny, you're dead, honey
But you're always money to me

My rhetoric, so magnetic
Aesthetically
I'll nominate you to abominate
Anticipate me

(chorus)

I captivate, enraptivate
Emphatically
You're lazy, you're limp, baby
Your mind is crazy for me

I'm adorable, you're deplorable
It's not a lotta fun
It's gruesome, but we're a twosome
So hey hey hey here we come

(chorus)