There's no such thing
As a harmless joke
There's no such thing
As a gentle toke
There's no such thing
As panama jack
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I am a goat
In a moat
With a boat
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I like it when
My hair is poofy
I like it when
You slip me a roofy
I like it when
You've got the crack
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I wanna be a hippie
But I forgot how to love
It's hard to be a garbage man
When a sailor stole my glove
I wanna be reckless
But I'm feeling so uptight
Put your mama in a headlock baby
And do it right
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