When I heard you'd died, I knew we'd be together
Two ghosts in love, haunting bathrooms forever
I was so glad they put you in the ground
But I looked and you're still nowhere to be found
Oh Cedric, I can't believe you are dead
Oh Cedric, now you're in Twilight instead

Way to cross over
I'm not gonna get over
How I got dumped by a Hufflepuff
You took my heart over
And now we're over
Cedric, I can't believe you blew me off

The first time I saw you, you were in the tub
And ever since then, I knew it was lub
Mine's a girl's bathroom so you couldn't stay
But the prefect one's only a few walls away
Oh Cedric, without you I am so sullen
Oh Cedric, you're hotter when you're Edward Cullen

Way to cross over
I'm not gonna get over
How I got dumped by a Hufflepuff
You took my heart over
And now we're over
Cedric, I can't believe you blew me off

[Awkward 50's song monologue.]

Oh Cedric, vampires are no fun to haunt
Oh but Edward, you can bite me if you want

Way to cross over
I'm not gonna get over
How I got dumped by a Hufflepuff
You took my heart over
And now we're over
Cedric, I can't believe you blew me off

Goodbye, Cedric