crab legs, pate, sweet prok juices
mr. tapeworm never refuses
head cheese, vegies pizzapie
that little guy spits in my eye

oh mr. tapeworm he makes me squirm
nice mr. tapeworm'll make my ring burn

maypo, tofu, screaming zonkers
daily my dead bowels he conquers
crawls out of my dirt chute at night
to feast on my fridges delights

oh mr. tapeworm he makes me squirm
nice mr. tapeworm'll make my ring burn