I'm a typical American fucked up kid
Ain't a lot that I ever did
Got no money got no dope
Got no friends got no hope
Cause I'm a fucked up kid
Ain't a lot that I ever did
I never made it with no classy dames
I guess I never had the brains
I try to act cool and I try to act slick
But my lines never work on the chicks I pick
Cause I'm a fucked up kid
I found me a girl and I called her honey
Gave her all of my welfare money
Said come on babe let me show you where it's
at
She said I refuse to be a party to that
Cause you're a fucked up kid
Ain't one damn thing that you ever did