Laurie's got a pig on her head
Laurie's got a pig on her head
Laurie's got a pig on her head
She keeps it there all day
(oink oink)

My dad has got a cow on his head . . .
(mooooooo)

My mom has got a sheep on her head . . .
(baaaaaaaaa)

My sister's got an alligator on her head . . .
(snap snap)

My brother's got an elephant on his head . . .
(bbbpppwwww)

My cousin's got his hair on his head . . .

My dog has got a skunk on his head . . .
And everybody ran away