I was home one Saturday night
just mindin' my own business
when I heard a knockin' on the door

I said "who's there?!"
I said "who's there?!"
Hey! Mr. Pig!
What you doin' back from France?
What do you mean there's a party goin' on tonight?

Then out of my window
came three chickens going cluck-cluck
And I said "what the--" *ba-cock!*

Gather all you girls and guys
Don't waste your time gonna tell you why
Well I got a party that's waitin' for you
Now tell me what you gonna do

Open the door
come on in
Let the animal party begin

So there I was in my house
with twelve chickens
three elephants
five pigs
eight monkeys
two cows
and a zebra.

They were all dancin' around
doin' the such and such
When someone knocked on my door again
"Pizza!"
"Who's there?!?"
"Pizza!"
I said "Who's there?!?"
"Pizza man!"
What?!
Who the hell ordered pizza!?

Gather all you girls and guys
Don't waste your time gonna tell you why
Well I got a party that's waitin' for you
Now tell me what you gonna do

Open the door
come on in
Let the animal party begin