I'm in love with Jill
You're in love with Phil
Let's just spin the bottle baby
See who's it gonna be

I'm in love with Jill
You're in love with Phil
Let's just spin the bottle baby
See who's it gonna be

Jack loves Jill
Jill loves Phil
What were they to do?
Just spin the bottle round and round
To find out who to chew
The bottle stopped
Bill got caught
Jack ran up the hill
Nobody in the water would help him after
Find another Bill

I'm in love with Jill
You're in love with Phil
Let's just spin the bottle baby
See who's it gonna be

I'm in love with Jill
You're in love with Phil
Let's just spin the bottle baby
See who's it gonna be

Jack went down in a huff to the corner store
With a shotgun on his back, he evened out the score
Shotgunned bottles in a rage, spun out of control
Now he's serving life in jail, hoping for parole

I'm in love with Jill
You're in love with Phil
Let's just spin the bottle baby
See who's it gonna be

I'm in love with Jill
You're in love with Phil
Let's just spin the bottle baby
See who's it gonna be

All right!

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