Spent the last three months
At the gym getting huge
You're on the program
Drawer full of singlets
Protein shakes & roids
Huge steaks & ice pipes
Cans of diet Red Bull
Buffed up & ready

Hit the clubs
Juiced up
Popping outta your polo shirt
Shiny as fuck
Bitches love spraytans
And dudes who bash cunts
You can't wait to get in a punch-on
With the first person to look at you funny