Spoken:
Hi welcome class
Today we're going to be going over lesson 35 which is the suck fart technique
And hopefully we can achieve something great today
Well let's all start by getting on your hands and knees and place your face into the ground
Ahh just like that
Make sure you're nice and comfy, place your anus in the air
Now relax, let your body be soothed

I just sharted!
Oh no!
Oh no!
It's dripping!
Oh my god!
Hold on, bathroom time!
Oh no!