Sitting on a fence is a man
Who sees no sense in fighting
Sitting on a fence is a man
Who sees no sense at all
Sitting on a fence is a man
Who strokes his twenty beards
Sitting on a fence is a man
Who drink real ale
But the real problem with this man
Is he says he can't when he can
He'd rather not get his hands dirty
He'll still be there when he's thirty

I told myself to keep my mouth shut
But I still end up saying if and but
I lied to myself right from the start
And I've just worked out that I'm falling apart
Sitting on a fence

Sitting on a fence is a man
Who looks up to his guardian
Sitting on a fence is a man
Who swings from poll to poll
Sitting on a fence is a man
Who sees both sides of both sides
Sitting on a fence is a man
Who looks down on opinion
But the real problem with this man
Is he says he can't when he can
He's rather not get his hands dirty
He'll still be there when he is thirty

I told myself to keep my mouth shut
But I still end up saying if and but
I lied to myself right from the start
And I've just worked out that I'm falling apart
Sitting on a fence

I told myself to keep my mouth shut
But I still end up saying if and but
I lied to myself right from the start
And I've just worked out that I'm falling apart