I went to a party
The other night
I wanted to feel my brain was light
So i grabbed myself a bottle
And i started drinking wine
I thought pretty soon, i'd be feeling fine

But i couldn't get high! oh, no!
I couldn't get high!

So i threw down my bottle
And whipped out my pipe
And i stuffed it full of grass
And i gave myself a lot
I huffed, i puffed
I smoked and i toked
After a while, my heart was nearly broke

Because i couldn't get high, oh, no!
I couldn't get high!

So i threw down my pipe
As mad as i could be
And i got me a cube of lsd
I waited thirty minutes for my body to sing
I waited and i waited
But i couldn't be located (??)

Because i couldn't get high, oh, no!
I couldn't get high!

I couldn't get high!
I don't know why!
I couldn't get high!