Chorus:
Chinese White is my best friend
take a bong hit, and do it again!
A huge balloon proposed to launch
will be larger than Love.
What's in the news
It's suicide
Tell your thoughts on it
And drink strychnine
(SING CHORUS)
I certify that all my stuff
will accompany my case of duff
And I thank you
and have a nice Journal-free christmas!
(SING CHORUS)
YEAH!