All the boyfriends on the block are sons of a Rodney
The strippers in suburbia are covered in chutney
Here come Stallone in a Hummer with confetti and a blowtorch
He left the beach bonfire, said he's going steady as an anchor
Every parrot wants a carrot and they won't shut up

It's a long way to China, so pick up a shovel
My neighbird's my lover cause her hubby's a boxer
She's a looker, ooker, hooker and her nickname is Oola
La la, she'd go down on Downey Junior
And with cheese on her teeth she'll sing ABC VD
She got nothing on but the radio
Every parrot wants a carrot and they won't shut up

It's a long way to China, so pick up a shovel

My neighbird's my lover cause her hubby's a boxer
She's a looker, ooker, hooker and her nickname is Oola
La la, she'd go down on Downey Junior
And with cheese on her teeth she'll sing ABC VD
She got nothing on but the radio
Every parrot wants a carrot and they won't shut up

It's a long way to China, so pick up a shove