Hey! Mark Riley had a home
In that home he had some lizards
Lizards here, and lizards there,
Lizards and spiders crawling everywhere

He had a manager called Khambatta
We've always known him as a bit of a dancer
And we all know him as a pillock

Hey! Marc Riley!

One day Marc Riley went awry
See his stone castle by his side
And he saw me coming over the hill
He'll never ruck and fuck again

Ha ha ha ha

See Mark Riley by the window sill
Wondering what's 'A New Face in Hell'
Grotesque here and a Dragnet there
Grotesque and Dragnet
Witch Trials everywhere

Hey! Marc Riley