It never rains in New York anymore
It's always sunny there, and what's more
Penny likes it there
She's always having a good time

Jack he'd rather be in another town
Where it's cloudy but where he can lay down
You know he'd like it there
He'd be having a good time

Don't you go
I want to go
Don't you go
I have to go

So Jack, he's just wasting another day
And the sun is shining on his face
And Penny likes him there
She's always having a good time