You told me that it just couldn't be
You don't wanna go out with me
No, I'm not sad, I don't even care
'Cause dumb boys like you are everywhere
Yeah, that's right

B-O-R-I-N-G
Too bad you're not the boy for me
B-O-R-I-N-G
I wanted something quick and easy

I didn't like you anyway
I was just looking for fun
I didn't like you anyway
I'm a speed demon on the run

You thought I would be broken hearted
Maybe I would if you weren't so retarded
I ask your name, you don't even know
You should have dumped me on that talk show

B-O-R-I-N-G
Too bad you're not the boy for me
B-O-R-I-N-G
I wanted something quick and easy

I didn't like you anyway
I was just looking for fun
I didn't like you anyway
I'm a speed demon on the run

I think that nasal spray got to your brain
I knew you were lame from your wallet chain
A boston baked bean is the size of your head
I heard you even wet your bed

B-O-R-I-N-G
Too bad you're not the boy for me
B-O-R-I-N-G
I wanted something quick and easy

I didn't like you anyway
I was just looking for fun
I didn't like you anyway
I'm a speed demon on the run
I didn't like you
I didn't like you
I didn't like you