Hey howie, where ya been?
I've been waitin' since half past ten
And you know I got nowhere to go
Unless you take me to that midnight show
You showed up but it's way too late
Walter's barbeque is hardly a date

I wanna take you up to my room
But you always have to leave too soon
You don't wanna call me no more
You don't wanna call me your girl

So I guess I'll just go to the mall
'Cause I know that you'll never call
You don't wanna call me no more
You don't wanna call me your girl
So I guess I'll just stare at the wall
'Cause I know that you'll never call

Am I not old enough, am I too young
You think I don't know how to eat dim sum
Or is it that I got more more dough
'Cause I paid your way to the show?
It's ok - I guess I don't care

You don't wanna take me anywhere
I'll pretend everything's all right
Even though you won't call me tonight
You don't wanna call me no more
You don't wanna call me your girl
So I guess I'll just go to the mall
'Cause I know that you'll never call

You don't wanna call me no more
You don't wanna call me your girl
So I guess I'll just stare at the wall
'Cause I know that you'll never call
You don't wanna call me no more
I said, you don't wanna call me your girl