Our first date was our last date.
You're the kinda guy that I love to HATE.
No, I don't want your eggs & bacon,
And when I kissed you, I was fakin'!

[Chorus]
I gotta let you know
That you have to let me go
I thought you were The One
But baby, you're no fun
And you're not The One.
Not The One!

You were hot till you took off your shirt
So skinny babe makes my eyes hurt
You're damaged goods so I don't even care
About the color of your underwear

[Chorus]
I gotta let you know
That you have to let me go
I thought you were The One
But baby, you're no fun
And you're not The One.
Not The One!

I don't wanna check it out anymore
I got your number, there's the door
There's somethin' missin' in your head
And I've got no room for you in my bed!

[Chorus]
I gotta let you know
That you have to let me go
I thought you were The One
But baby, you're no fun
And you're not The One.
I gotta let you know
That you have to let me go
I thought you were The One
But baby, you're no fun
And you're not The One.
Not The One!