I want you tonight
Won't you please come over
I don't like your looks
But then again,I'm not sober

Oh Doggy Doo
You're the sleaziest
Oh Lorna Doon
You're the easiest except for me

Come over tonight and
Show me some good fun yeah
Remember when you leave
Don't tell anyone

Oh Doggy Doo
You're the sleaziest
Oh Poodle chew
You're the easiest except for me