i'm stan
that's who i am
he's in the band
that's right
'cause i'm stan

i wake up at 2:30 put my tv set on
pop tarts all right but i can't stand my mom
kevin dubrow what does he know
i know some chords and shit i could play 'em

i'm stan
that's who i am
he's in the band
shut up
i'm stan

that's all the words that i know
that's all the words that i know
all of the words he knows
that's all the words i know
'cause leonard he told me so

dig this

that's all the words i know
that's all the words that i know
all of the words he knows
that's all the words i know
'cause leonard told me so
he did?
that's right

'cause i'm stan
he's stan
don't you know who i am