i'm a chollo what can i do
i threw my life away now i'm a chollo
i'm a chollo what can i do
i threw my life away now i'm a chollo

i used to be a surferman
bought me an impala and i sold my van
got a pair of khakis and a penectan
now i'm a full fledged mexican

well i'm a chollo man
not a bit of puerto rican
i'm a chollo man

i changed my name to paco
went to the store and got a taco
it made me feel real macho
now all my friends are kavacho