Well they don't like me down the WMC
I tried to get in but they wouldn't let me
They think that I'm gonna start a riot
and spoil all their peace and quiet

So where's the cheapest beer out of town
W.M.C W.M.C
And where do we all wanna buy a round
W.M.C W.M.C
Well some men work, some drink here
W.M.C W.M.C
Well I got black balled and I can't buy me beer
W.M.C W.M.C

Let's go!!! Come on!!

Still they don't like me down the WMC
Quiz and bingo and karaoke
Well the fisherman's here 'ave yer got any crabs
I said stop takin' the piss lads!!

Let's go!! Kick off!!