There's a place
You've got to go
It's better than
A West End show
A brilliant man
Has built machines
More wonderful
Than you could dream

Amazing robots on display
In London town this saturday
The Mechanical Menagerie
So step right up and see

Look at all the animals
A robot lover's fantasy come true
Every one's mechanical
In this splendid automated zoo

Wondrous sights
Will fill your eyes
A clockwork crow
That really flies
And metal monkeys
That climb trees
See tick-tock tigers
And bionic bees

Wind-up wombats walk the ground
Astounding works are all around
The Mechanical Menagerie
Is quite the place to be

Look at all the animals
A robot lover's fantasy come true
Every one's mechanical
In this splendid automated zoo

Ladies and gentlemen
step right up and behold
the most amazing animatronic creatures ever created!
From the steam-powered swan
to the gear-filled gorilla
this is truly a sight to see! You don't want to miss it!

Look at all the animals
A robot lover's fantasy come true
Every one's mechanical
In this splendid automated zoo
Bring the wife and kids along
Creatures truly marvelous to see
Something here for everyone
At the new mechanical menagerie