It’s creeping in the dark
The two headed shark
Well it comes in waves
Almost everyday
It keeps eating my food
And drinking my booze

And it won’t go away
And it insist on staying
Well I tried to be nice
But it’s over every night
Don’t you know
That you’re not my type

And then it crosses my mind
That it could be nice
But then it’s banging on my door
Hoping for more
Oh, what you think of someone
Who doesn’t know the score

'Cause it won't go away
And it insists on staying
Well I tried to be nice
But it’s over every night
Don’t you know
That you’re not my type

I see you dancing in the dark
Trying to win my heart
He’s always blocking my gaze
When I turn away
Oh, no!
It’s the two-headed shark