you may wonder how it comes
that I can sing such funny songs
it's not as easy as it looks

I've learned a million silly jokes
I spend my time with stupid folks
and I refuse to read a book

ah ah ah ah ah 4x

now I don't even have to sing
'cos people now start giggeling
no matter what I say or do

sometimes all of this is not enough
no inspiration and no love
affects me like a jacky could

drink whiskey 'til I drop
drink whiskey 'til I drop
drink whiskey 'til I drop

whiskey 'til I drop 2x

whiskey 'til I drop
drink whiskey 'til I drop
drink whiskey 'til I drop

whiskey 'til I drop 2x

ah ah ah ah ah 4x