Girls, are bad, they‘re trickin‘ you, trickin‘ you
Banks, are bad, they‘re trickin‘ you, trickin‘ you
Ads, are bad, they‘re trickin‘ you, trickin‘ you
Booze, is bad, it‘s trickin‘ you, trickin‘ you

Why do suckers always get the pick of the bunch
And now why’s this jerk takin‘ my girl out for lunch
Oh why? Why, why, why, why

The good go to heaven and the bad go to hell
I was in heaven but there was no one to tell

Teachers, are bad, they‘re trickin‘ you, trickin‘ you
Taxes, are bad, they’re trickin‘ you, trickin‘ you
Friends, are bad, they‘re trickin‘ you, trickin‘ you
Busters, are bad, they‘re trickin‘ you, trickin‘ you

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