I would like to meet Billy Kardoff
I would like to go to the pub
But im stuck here with me own company
My friend this is really tough

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Anywhere but here
Anywhere but here
I would like to be upon the sea
or anywhere but here

I would like to ride a motorbike
I would like to drink with me mates
I would like to go to the cinema
And have me way with a date

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I would like to go to the palace
To pick up me MBE
I would like to go up to heaven
And sit on gods right knee

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