One last dance before we go
And trust sticks in my throat
You never loved yourself this much
So don't expect it to last

The last time I was here
You were naked and I drank your beer
And you hit me and I nearly hit you back

One last drink before we drive
Oh, you drive drunk so well
We couldn't hope to respect these people
They don't even know the place

But they'll name this place after you
Cos one day you will die here
Your legs are still firm
And your teeth are still white
And I nearly hit you back

The last time I was here
You were naked and I drank your beer
And you hit me and I nearly hit you back